January 2012
89 posts
I'm so tired of being told what a real woman is.
jackscoresby:
Every woman is a real woman.
Now shut the fuck up.
Fuckin’ A.
lynchianbedhead asked: I hereby wish you luck on your move. May it go smoothly, etc. etc, yada yada.
eversonpoe asked: doin' this thing: how excited are you to be moving into your new digs?
rwfoster asked: Can I come visit you in October when I make my road trip/move to Oregon?
berenzero asked: I'm doing a thing. What do I do in the thing? Oh right, ask questions. Normally I'd ask about tacos, today it's cameras. What kind of camera do you use? What camera do you want?
jackscoresby asked: No no, like an acoustic cover. I am not a famous R&B singer I do not have the required moves.
jackscoresby asked: I think we should cover a song when I visit. A duet. But the song has to be one we're not taking very seriously. I can do a pretty good rendition of "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart. Or maybe we should cover something we have no business covering, like a Jason Derulo song, because then we can sing his name and people will think the song is about him and we're singing it to him (if...
alifemaligned asked: Hello Ms. &, How are you?
I want you to do this thing. →
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consideredcurious:
First awning then soft bell, rung once. I arrived and finally sheltered from a moon gone frostbitten blue.
“Brutal out there”, she said. Smiling cutefully hopeful of a tip or my number I can never tell.
“Yup”, I said.
Something classical instead of indie so I asked for a latte. She burred, pressed, and fisssed while I took stock.
He was strongly built. Like a bull. Or...
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angerbird:
Angerbird - When You’re Old And...
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eversonpoe:
she could never get in the mood if there wasn’t music. it didn’t matter what it was, save for country or rap, she just needed music. it could be beethoven’s fifth or closer by nine inch nails or even black cow by steely dan. the music would flow through her veins and bring her blood rushing to that glorious spot between her legs. she would pulse to the rhythm of it, sway in its...
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Oh, right! It's Saturday!
Anyone have a story to tell?
Theme: radio
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this is the best thing anyone has ever thought of →
jennilee:
blog responsibily via nothing is new
“Src Img is a bookmarklet that interfaces with Google™ Image Search to help you find the creators of images you see on blogs that are too lame cool for attribution.”
I haven’t tried it yet, but this is such a good idea!
Pink-haired teacher got a hair cut, and now has red and orange steaks. Still only one earring.
I hope her hair changes for every class of the semester.
Something has been stuck in my eye for two hours.
I’m pretty sure it’s either a grand piano made of broken glass, or ALL OF THE PORCUPINES. And they are ANGRY.
I AM THE LORD OF STORMS
flavorcountry:
They were talking rain today, so I decided to bring my rain boots and umbrella with me to the office. This means no rain will fall from now until about 7p, or whenever it is I get back home. Trust on this. Believe.
DAMN IT, JON, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS RAIN ALL WEEK.
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STS: unintelligible
nicklas:
Suddenly all the vowels were missing. Not just for me but for everyone it seemed. The thing was this though, no one else seemed to take notice. They talked like never before, nodding and someone in the back screamed. Even the scream felt surreal. Since I couldn’t understand the noise was excruciating. I felt sick, a headache I couldn’t do anything about. Five steps, ten steps away, I...
First day back at school
One of my professors
Is incredibly sweet
Has pink streaks in her hair
Is left handed
Was only wearing one earring
Walks with a limp
All of these things make me feel love feelings for her.
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lynchianbedhead:
My late story time saturday...
lynchianbedhead asked: I can't get over how cute you and Jordan are together. So adorable. Also, btw, I have an unconventional, very late, and of course unintelligible sts post in the works. It should be all ready tomorrow.
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dovryn:
Her Pet Hermit
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fireland:
I put a comforting hand on Diamond’s bare shoulder and she spun around and had her Erasermate a millimeter away from my eye in two breaths.
“I want to do this,” she said.
“I understand,” I said, “but you doing that will give me license to retaliate and I tend to, you know, escalate.”
And she hesitated, motionless, our eyes locked, until finally: “Your counter-threat of escalation...
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consideredcurious:
I perched, reposed carefully taut. Pen froze mid thought and interrupted stroke. My torn black-brown jean cuffs whispered with the floor, dripping snowed tears.
I was deer.
Blue cotton buttons, black locks peeking fuck me souls. I wasn’t sure if you were staring at me. Surely the guy behind. Surely the girl onward and upward. Surely not me in my self-absorbed hunchback.
...
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GuestDirectedSelf
paleskinblueeyes:
So it seems the submissions for Andrea’s GDS are slowing down (don’t worry, as I understand it, you can still do Andrea’s and Molly’s GDS portraits if you missed them!)
For week 3 and my Guest Direction I want to you take a shower. Enjoy your shower however you care too, wash your hair, do a body scrub, just stand under the hot water, sing something, share that shower with...
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Story Time Saturday: Unintelligible*
gazzamie:
Ditty Dum dum dum dum dum bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp. Bomp-bomp-bomp-de-oop, bomp-bomp-bomp-de-oop. Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah.
Chicka chong chicka chong, chicka chacka chooka chong Chicka bop-dop choppin, de bow wow wow. Bop-de-bee-bop-slop-mop. Nyong a chong my ding dong.
Sti diddly doo bee stip stop steep till ya dope stop, stoodlee-dop a dee dah day sta doodly doodly...
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Watchmollypeck:
unfinished. unsatisfactory. unintelligible?
I like this one, too!
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Gimme stories.
Do eeeet.
Theme this week: unintelligible
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Story Time Saturday - Release/Relief
gazzamie:
When he was 24, my best friend was diagnosed with AIDS-Related Complex. This was before the era of the current treatments, and ARC isn’t even a diagnosis anymore. His life began unravelling pretty rapidly. He lost his job as a cook, not because of AIDS itself, but the risk from the secondary infections. His relationship with his boyfriend, who also had been diagnosed with AIDS, had...
“I wonder if you can get Star Trek condolences cards.”
– Jordan
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Reborn Free
thestrangelands:
All my life, I felt trapped. As long as I can remember, I woke up feeling like I couldn’t breathe.
All my life, I been scared. Scared of people, I guess, I guess that’s what it boils down to.
There’s a lot to be scared of, when it comes to people.
They’re mean, see?
They say mean things, they do mean things. They hurt you.
All my life, I been a fat kid. All my life, I been...