January 2010
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December 2009
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Update:
That was seriously the best corn dog I have ever tasted.
You guys. Seriously.
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Album-A-Day
It is done. 8 songs written and recorded in just over 23 hours.
I am finally FINALLY going to bed.
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Cubicle Ghost Town
Almost everyone in my department has gone home. It’s just me and one other person here. All my work is done. All my coffee mugs are washed. All my RSS feeds are read.
I am getting paid to look up Android apps and to Tumble about it.
Merry Christmas, one and all.
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internerd:
weakmeatstrongeat:
Brandy (at the Verizon store): So, where do you work?
Me: I work at Apple.
Brandy: *pause* *smirk* *looks up at me* Oh!
Me: *smirkity smirk smirk*
internerd does not approve of this
: /
You’re just jealous because I get reception inside the building.
Brandy (at the Verizon store): So, where do you work?
Me: I work at Apple.
Brandy: *pause* *smirk* *looks up at me* Oh!
Me: *smirkity smirk smirk*
I have a new toy.
I got it at the Verizon store, and it has skateboarding robots.
What could it be, what could it beeeeeeeee????
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“I saw an amazingly beautiful woman in the grocery store.
She was tall and thin...”
– Stephan Pastis, “Please Don’t Squeeze the Aphrodite”
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I just met a man named Stacey.
He had an EXTREMELY firm handshake.
That is all.
“I dreamt that you and I ran some epic missions. We drove an invisible car, hid...”
– Text from hryx this morning.
No wonder I’m so sleepy today.
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“Since Thanksgiving, the advertising industry has spent over $1 billion to...”
– The Onion, _”Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic”
<3
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It has cooled down.
It went from “Hell” to “Bearable”.
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WatchHey kids, do you know what time it is? That’s right! It’s Shameless Self Promotion Time!
This is a film by Jason Burton called No Stranger.
It is at least 100% better than it would have been had it been scored by anyone other than the Corpus Callosum.
macchiatodaily:
r#$&*(EFHUIe! I kept hearing this song yesterday that’s friggin stupid and got the melody stuck in my head. You know what slacker radio just played? That g’damn song. Effing Miley Cyrus.
I am very pleased to announce that I have no idea what Miley Cyrus even sounds like.
BWAHAHAHA.
It's really fucking hot in here.
internerd:
weakmeatstrongeat:
I already want to do nothing but nap on Mondays, and when it’s way too hot in the building, it’s as if I’m being forced to do it.
So, Building, either cool down, or give me a god damned cot and a pillow, for fuck’s sake.
Yep… It’s the same across the building, I’m dying here too… I foresee more smoke breaks than usual today
Hey, look at that! Smoking actually...
It's really fucking hot in here.
I already want to do nothing but nap on Mondays, and when it’s way too hot in the building, it’s as if I’m being forced to do it.
So, Building, either cool down, or give me a god damned cot and a pillow, for fuck’s sake.
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Oh, hello End of the Longest Week in History!
It is so very nice to see you!
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