February 2010
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Cave Story Coming to WiiWare March 22nd! →
FINALLY!!!!
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Yoko Ono is now following me on Twitter.
We live in a strange, strange time.
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"Gee, You're So beautiful That It's Starting To...
everythinginthesky:
Oh, Marcia, I want your long blonde beauty to be taught in high school, so kids will learn that God lives like music in the skin and sounds like a sunshine harpsicord. I want high school report cards to look like this: Playing with Gentle Glass Things A Computer Magic A Writing Letters to Those You Love A Finding out about Fish A Marcia’s Long Blonde Beauty ...
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Me: Oh! Sorry, I just stepped on your foot!
Him: That's okay, I step on it all the time.
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I haven’t known this kind of frustration since I tried accurately drawing a white dog.
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Wanna know something that isn’t anywhere near as easy as it sounds?
Accurately drawing a black dog.
>_
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I went to Guitar Center, which was my first...
Cashier (after giving visibly poor service to a visibly annoying adolescent): I probably didn't need to be so nasty.
Female customer (flirtatiously): Ha, no, sometimes you have to be.
Cashier: Yeah, and when I have to be... hooo...
Female customer: Haha. How nasty do you think you get, on a scale of 1 to 10?
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At this point, I couldn't hear the rest of the conversation over the sound of my own vomiting.
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Hamsterdam
Chinchile
Badgermany
Dormousecus
Chipmunkolia
Ratagascar
New Guinea Pig
Who else wants to play?
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Sex Robot. Oh, Science, what will you think of... →
From the article:
Some other tantalizing attributes, if you’re into that kind of thing:
A wireless connection to the Internet for software updates, technical support and email messages.
A customizable personality
Skin made from hypoallergenic silicone
A motor pumps heated air through the robot’s body, keeping it warm to the touch.
Sensors in several places (ahem) that will...