Change my pitch up
Smack my bitch up
Hey San Francisco!
I don’t know if you’re aware, but 77 degrees at 11pm is NOT COOL. PUN INTENDED.
Things I learned this evening while talking to...
1. I am still as inarticulate on the phone now as I was in high school 2. Jack is a really nice guy, but is also kind of hard to read, which means that… 3. …talking to Jack makes me a little nervous 4. Being nervous makes my face turn red, and stay red for a really long time 5. Japanese people love mayonnaise
Favorite actual collective noun:
A neverthriving of jugglers
Collective Nouns for the New Tomorrow
A list that Stevie and I made last night in the midst of doing other very silly things. A hazing of Bros (alternate: an arrogance of Bros) A hunkering of bears A Rushmore of presidents A festering of yetis An encampment of hobos A pretense of performance artists A flannel of hipsters A despondence of teamsters An ignorance of homophobes
Epershandrea - Quiet Morning Here is the first...
I just recorded a mandolin part while standing an...
Hopefully I’ll have a finished recording of an old song of mine to share with you this evening.
I wish there was a class at my school for cockney rhyming slang. That would be so much more useful than Japanese, don’t you think?
- School got out early today - I’ve been doing quite well in all of my classes - I don’t have to work in a cubicle tomorrow, or ever again if I can help it - I just ate a hummus+apple+spinach sandwich (haters can gtfo of my kitchen) - It’s a gorgeous day outside - I made a list of all your wonderful book suggestions - Now I’m going to take my white-as-a-sheet legs out...
Headphone Science - Thursday Love Letter Best...
internerd: Avril 14th - Aphex Twin Beautiful
Last day at the job I hate Doo-day, doo-dah Last day at the job I hate Oh, de doo-dah day!
Nine Inch Nails - Ruiner Currently rocking. Side...
I just watched a guy in a business suit stop on the sidewalk, put down his briefcase, then very deliberately touch a lamp post that had a “wet paint” sign. I can’t decide if that annoys or delights me. Feelings are confusing.
everything in the sky: I have written this before.... →
everythinginthesky: 3 Girls She says she has a sea inside her. Small and round and perfect. When she is angry, it is deep green and rolls, and has tiny, dark clouds above it. When she is happy, it is light and blue, and little winds run over its surface, giving its wavelets tiny white crests. She says there are… I really really like this man’s blog. FYI.
I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather that my spark should burn out...– Jack London. (via ifoundyourdiary)
There is someone far overseas who I wish I could talk to this evening.
Thanks for the suggestions, everyone!
I have a lot to work with. I might have to start with this one: Because who could turn down a description like that?
I need a new (or old) book to read.
I am open to just about anything. Does anyone out there want to tell me about a favorite, and maybe say what you like most about it?
This makes me laugh every time I watch it, and it’s only 18 seconds long, so I tend to watch it over and over.
2.5 more shifts to work at my soul-sucking job. After that, I predict a time of much instant ramen and happiness.
I fucking love being in school again!
Did you know that if you took out all the empty space in all the atoms that make your body, you would fit inside of a thimble?! A thimble, you guys! What the fuck!
When riding the bus, if a person sits on your left, and there is an empty seat to your right (for example), is it considered more polite to move over one seat, leaving the empty one as a personal space buffer between you? Or is it better to just stay where you are? I’m always afraid that changing seats would be like saying “I don’t want to be near you, you filthy pig,” and...
boohooboo: the intelligence - my ears are dust
Three Things Which Should Exist
hryx ~ hlog: 1. Court jester for a court of law: The best way to lighten up the legal process. An opening defense statement is accompanied by a lively jig on the lute. The joker juggles colorful balls in the face of a sobbing murder witness. Objections are followed by puns and punchlines until, eventually, the judge slams his gavel down and yells, “Order! Get that clown out of...
Is there a food fetish porn star named Jasmine...
If not, there should be.
tip toeing around when it rains
stephanieacrossthesea: Can I be a fish? Or could I just have a kiss? Balance a spoon on my nose captured in the light, and two twins who have identical belly buttons and hands, each made of their own skin. Go through your memories. Do you want them again or just want more? What do you do when you want to explore with new people, but you do not know how to tell them? How will they take it that...