People shouldn’t text me when I’m sitting at my desk with nothing better to do than look up Hamlet’s soliloquy online so I can make it burrito-themed.

mortalcompass:

I am so bored.

Like, BORED. All the way to my core. I’ve been doing nothing but work for like… 5 months. 80 hours a week, for the most part. When I have time off, I have no idea what to do anymore. 

I’m waiting for so many pieces of paper from 2 different governments… and I have so much to do when I get them… but now?

Sure, I make stuff. I’ve seen movies and shows and museums and art galleries. I’ve shopped. Or I go to the library or I get a coffee or I jerk off or I, or I, or I… Buh. They all seem like the same fucking thing and all give me about the same pleasure.

*sigh*

/rant

but maybe ASK ME STUFF?

Yeah. Fuck, me too. Limbo is a terrible place to be.

Why can’t I just have all the money I need to fly all my favorite Tumblr photographers out here to shoot my wedding?

Aren’t any of you just by chance already planning a trip to San Francisco in August? Anyone?

*sigh*

Thanks to @katiewest, every time I feel extra hot, I can’t get the phrase “bangin’ A+” out of my head.

Guh. One of my favorites. </3

(Source: poetree-house, via ex-waif)

A wee beer ghostie is a-risin’ from Stephanie’s glass!

Plans for the day, so far.

‘It’s Not My Birthday’ by They Might Be Giants is my new jam.

gibsongrand:

(cover photography by Andrea Craver)

Starting tomorrow, my e-chapbook, Accidental Betsy, will be free all weekend on Amazon.  Even if you don’t have a Kindle, you can read it on your devices using the free Kindle Reader app.  Check it out.

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In my search for a petticoat to wear under my wedding dress, I happened upon a site that sells square dancing apparel. I’ve found it impossible to read their FAQs without the voice in my head sounding like a grandfatherly southern gentleman.

There are some pictures that just truly capture who I am on the inside.

Those of you who follow my photo blogs (almost all of you) are well aware of this, but in case you aren’t, I’m selling self-portrait prints all month to celebrate my 29th birthday. Click on this (NSFW) link if you want to see what’s there.

(Source: Flickr / epershandrea)

everythinginthesky:

CARGO is a 7 minute long short film about a man and his baby daughter after a zombie outbreak. There’s no dialogue. It is absolutely amazing.

(Source: youtube.com)

My wedding shoes came in the mail today! Eeeeeeeee! :D

Drunk Homeless Guy on my street just complimented my rad parallel parking skills. “A camel through the eye of a needle,” he called me.

It’s nice to feel validated.