I have to write a paper for my sociology class where I analyze an embarrassing moment using various kinds of sociological language, so I’m writing about a time when I farted while doing sit-ups in P.E. class in front of everyone in my grade, and how this one little shit of a sixth grader called me “Andrea Farted” (in front of teachers! Who did nothing!) for at least the rest of the year and oh my god I want to die kill me now this is horrible.