Below is a totally generated spiel to get you to donate for my quest to raise money for the San Francisco Women Against Rape, you don’t have to read it, but hey you can because it feels good to get to the end of something and think “man, I totally read all of that.” It’s one of those good feelings you can’t really brag about because who really cares how much some other person read? But you know what you can feel good about? Donating money to help rape prevention. You can totally brag about that to everyone, including me, and I will think you are really awesome, and I don’t think many people are awesome so it’ll mean even more than you think it means.
Anyway, here’s the thing I didn’t write:
I’m taking part in the 6th Annual Walk Against Rape to raise money for SAN FRANCISCO WOMEN AGAINST RAPE - please make a donation by visiting my FirstGiving page. (Page! Like Geocities, but MySpace? I don’t even know, I shouldn’t have edited this.)
You can donate online with a credit card (WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE). All donations are secure and sent directly to SAN FRANCISCO WOMEN AGAINST RAPE by FirstGiving, who will email you a printable record of your donation (Taxes, amirite? - topical humor, big in certain demographics.)
Please send my page on to anyone who might like to donate! (And even those who might not want to donate!)
Thanks, Internet. I owe you one.
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